The Daily Dugout: Prospects, Padres, Pitchers, and PORN!!

OK, so I lied about the “PORN!!” but 3 outta 4 ain’t bad right? Eh, sonny boy? Zip it up chief, here’s a wrap up of today’s major fantasy baseball analysis: Razzball has a great post on their Top 50 Prospects for Fantasy Baseball.  This list differs from other prospects lists (like Jonathan Mayo’s) because… Read More »

New Feature: Rankings and Resources Page

I had a brilliant idea today. I’m going to have all of the latest expert rankings and mock drafts as well as any resources that could be helpful for you guys on one consistently updated page. Just bookmark this page in your browser and you’ll always be on top of your game. CHECK IT OUT.… Read More »

New Feature: The Daily Dugout

Consider this post the first of many in a regular feature I like to call The Daily Dugout.  Each day I’ll scour the interwebs to bring you the best (and worst) fantasy baseball analysis, summarized and lumped together in one convenient place to save you some time.  Think of it as a steaming hot chicken… Read More »

Go after her…

Fuck, don’t sit there and wait for her to call, go after her because that’s what you should do if you love someone, don’t wait for them to give you a sign cause it might never come, don’t let people happen to you, don’t let me happen to you, or her, she’s not a fucking… Read More »

How To Dominate Your Fantasy League in 2011

Back in The Stone Age of Fantasy Sports the playing field was level.  Of course, I’m way, waaay too young to have been there myself.  But from time to time you’ll hear one of these fantasy (air quote) experts (end air quote) ramble on about the good old days… and yes it’s usually Matthew Berry… Read More »

You got the love I need to see me through…

So, I’m sorry if you thought your family and friends were the best. Ever. It’s simply not true. Because I am the lucky possessor of the most remarkable support group in the history of the world. Fuck that. In the history of the universe. This incredible and diverse group of people offer every conceivable form… Read More »

The Holy Longing

Tell a wise person, or else keep silent. Because the massman will mock it right away. I praise what is truly alive, What longs to be burned to death. In the calm water of the love-nights, where you were begotten, where you have begotten, a strange feeling comes over you, when you see the silent… Read More »